The Real Housewives Of Atlanta Recap! This episode had a little bit more drama than the premiere episode which aired last Sunday. I really believe Porsha was hit in the head when she was a baby and her brain has never functioned right. She cannot be this delusional, she should be a blonde, everything she says and does sounds like she’s an actual blonde.
This episode, Porsha moves her sister/assistant Lauren and her baby in her home because her sister seems to be having issues with her daughters father and Porsha does have a big a$$ house for only one person. She opened her doors and welcomed them into her home but I can see the tension in the air already between these two and it hasn’t even been 5 minutes and Porsha is laying down the law. Lauren is already her assistant, they work together all of the time and now they live together, they are definitely going to knock heads.
Looks like Cynthia may have found a friend but he is a hot a$$ mess, he is not the man for her plus he is only 29 years old and didn’t she celebrate her 50th birthday last week? Yeah, he ain’t the one, he seems like a pervert to me, on their date, Evan is approaching her, he blindfolded Cynthia by surprising her with an a freaky a$$ photo shoot. He think he’s slick, he just wanted to see Cynthia naked and in some lingerie, that was not a date and if I were Cynthia, that would have been the last date ever with his creepy looking a$$.
Sheree is finally opening up with a life coach regarding the abuse she suffered through her marriage. She has always seemed so strong but inside she was holding this secret and she had to let it out before it killed her. We like this new Sheree because she’s opening up and she’s allowing the fans and the viewers to kind of understand her better. Now, she has to sit down with her children and explain everything, which will be the most difficult thing she has probably ever had to do in her life.
Cynthia go sees Ms drama queen herself, Kenya, they are walking their dogs together and all Kenya can talk about is this invisible husband she claims she has. My thing with this fake a$$ marriage, if her alleged husband didn’t want to be in the limelight, why did he allegedly marry her? That is her life, the paparazzi will be everywhere unless she produces this man. This episode was so fake, she lives in ATL but he’s in NY, girl please, don’t nobody believe that lie except for Kenya. She claims she’s happy, but I can’t see it, she cried the entire episode and those crocodile tears are working my DAMN nerves.
Sheree, Porsha and Kandi get together to celebrate Shamea at her bridal shower, its funny how close Shamea and Kandi have gotten but she was supposed to be Porsha’s BFF. Porsha still has it in her head that she and Kandi are cool but Kandi can’t stand Porsha and she knows it. Shamea’s bridal party shower started ofF fun with some games but Shamea had a few words to say to Porsha who was supposed to be her BFF, she very upset about Porsha not attending her wedding in Africa. Shamea is her friend but Kandi has her tickets already and they costed $5000, Africa will never see me with that price. Porsha and her excuses as to why she can’t attend her childhood friends wedding saying she has a whack a$$ illness and that’s why she can’t go, but Shamea ain’t going for that bull sh$t, she knows Porsha.
Of course Porsha didn’t like that Shamea was coming for her in front of Kandi and Carmon, she removes herself but then the fight escalated outside, bringing up last seasons wounds and betrayals. Porsha was sucking Phaedra’s breasts, she ate up all of her garbage and of course Shamea felt like her friend chose Phaedra over her. Porsha is jealous of Shamea and Kandi’s friendship but Porsha has to understand, she is the reason why Shamea and Kandi are building a bond and Porsha will soon be cut out of Shamea’s life as well.
Black Ink Crew Young Bae
Black Ink Crew, the hood came out of Young Bae on the last episode of the hit reality show and Sky is partly responsible. Her ratchet and hood behavior really needs to stop, she’s too extra and she seems like she is running Black Ink and not Ceaser.
But again, I digress, the Black Ink crew loves to throw parties but this time it was for a good cause. Young Bae hadn’t been able to get in touch with her mom who stayed in Korea with her dad. She wants to find out what’s going on with her mom because her dad was very abusive to her mom and her siblings. She left Korea at age 16 with $80 in her pocket and came to America, so she’s had it rough but look at her now. Kitty suggested they throw a costume party and the proceeds will go to her so that she can fly to Korea and check on her mom.
With all Black Ink parties, their is a fight waiting to happen and this party was no different. It went all the way left in 2.5 seconds with Bae beating a b$tch a$$. Sky decides to hire a new manager for 113 without Ceaser’s okay or his permission. She wants to get her ratchet a$$ back down to Atlanta,so she hired the first thing smoking without even checking her art work or her resume. HELL she could have hired me if that’s all it took but back to the story, during the costume party Sky arrives with the new manager whose name is Tatiana, she never introduced her as the manager, she just brought her in and this chick took over like nobody’s business.
Sky wanted Tatiana to fit right in with the shop but that’s only because she had her own motive, getting back down to the dirty south. Tatiana supposedly has a lot of experience managing tattoo shops, Sky loved her personality and she felt this chick would fit right in. Wrong move, she was way too aggressive, approaching Donna and Bae about tatting people to make money when she didn’t even know the reason for the costume person nor did they know who she was and why was she in the shop barking orders. She said something smart and Bae tapped that a$$ along with Donna and Jadah. Once the fight ended, Sky sat looking like humpty damn dumpty, Ceaser needs to wake the HELL up before Sky’s destroys Black Ink’s reputation.
Sky brings Tatiana back to the shop to apologize to Bae and the rest of the crew but mostly Bae. Young Bae didn’t owe this girl any explanation at all, she came in her face way too aggressive, however after she apologized Bae explained her situation, she understood why Bae jumped her, she explained to the crew that she was there to clear the air and to have fun and make dope tattoos. She then decides she’s going judge Bae and Alex’s tats giving them compliments but with Donna, she wasn’t impressed but real talk, know is ever impressed with Donna’s tats. Tatiana won’t last another week if she continues with that piss poor attitude.
Little Women ATL Recap
Little Women Atlanta recap!! These ladies are small but they are very feisty, I guess being small and having to deal with their height or their weight, it makes them defensive which is understandable. However, by them being small, you would think they would all stick together and support each other but I guess jealousy and envy comes in all shapes and sizes.
Monie decided she wanted to surprise her husband Morlin for his 37th birthday by learning to dance sexy in lingerie. When she said she had to left feet, she wasn’t lying. It was funny watching her try and learn those dance moves, maybe she’ll be on the next season of Dancing With The Stars.
Tanya is having issues with trying to take care of her three children since her c-section and she needs more help. My issue with Tanya, why is she having babies so close in age and by different baby daddies? One of children’s father is living with her while going to school. He is doing the best he can to support her and another man’s baby, they aren’t together allegedly but he was there for when she gave birth to her third child and the father who is the child’s parent was nowhere around. So she decides to send her two toddlers to Washington D.C. with Vaughn one of her children’s father until she can heal from her c-section. Nico arrives at the house, the other baby daddy and she tells him that Jaidan and Luna are leaving and going to Washington, D.C. for three weeks. It’s not like he really cares, he’s never around and he doesn’t give her much money anyway for his children. I wouldn’t have told him anything, he knew she needed help but he wasn’t there for her but again, she continues to keep these babies and now its too much for her. I hope she got her tubes tide, she has two many babies for an average sized woman.
I don’t like that damn Minnie, she is as fake as f$ck and a liar. All of a sudden, she wants to be a radio personality when she’s a hairstylists. She needs to figure out what she wants to do with her life for real. Every week its something with Minnie, she wants too lose weight, she wants to run a marathon, she lied about being pregnant and now a radio personality? She needs and craves so much attention that it makes her an ugly small person from the outside. Her veins are showing and the twins really need to slowly back away from her, she’s too damn toxic.
Monie’s surprise birthday party for Morlin, she wanted everyone to wear white, they all looked really nice. Everyone was having a good time until Sam approached Minnie about her bad attitude towards her, but Monie was able to prevent anything from going crazy. This was Morlin’s night and she was ready to perform her sexy dance for him. Monie came out in her sexy lingerie and heels and did the damn thang. Oh they got it on that night, he was in heaven and so were his friends, it was cute though.
After Monie performed, here comes Minnie wanting attention for herself when this was Morlin and Monie’s time. But, I digress, she announces that she got a new job, with Karlous and Chico Bean on their Podcast 85 South as a Podcast personality. The look on Juicy’s face said it all and I can’t blame Juicy, Minnie is always up to something. Even though Juicy is small and thick, you never hear her complain about her size, her weight, the way she looks, she’s always happy and she tries to be supportive. Yes, Juicy is messy as HELL, but her job is a radio personality. Minnie will never rise to Juicy’s level.